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FIBBER GORE The career and many fibs of Fibber Gore.	HOLY JOE Holy Joe Lieberman invokes the G-Word over and over again!

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DAN RATHER'S IMPEACHMENT Dan Rather covers the Senate impeachment trial in his typical "unbiased" manner.	OUR MAN FLYNT Larry Flynt becomes Clinton's chief defender. So whatever became of stopping "the politics of personal destruction?"
THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATES Politicians and the press are brainwashed to support the Manchurian Candidates with Al Gore as the most brainwashed of all.	BUBBLEHEAD BALDWIN Alec "Bubblehead" Baldwin makes a complete fool of himself again while threatening Congressman Henry Hyde.
G-MAN: "You Lousy Rat!" The G-Man, G. Gordon Liddy, takes revenge on a certain politically correct mouse.	FORREST CHUMP Forrest Gump's pal, Bubba, is obsessed by the shrimp business. Forrest Chump's pal, Bubba, is obsessed by the business of running for president.
CONTRITION PLUS Bill Clinton tries on a contrition act that goes over like a lead balloon so then he goes for the "Wag The Dog" scenario in Iraq.	81 QUESTIONS Bill Clinton "answers" the 81 Questions sent to him by Congress and succeeds in creating even more confusion as well as ensuring his impeachment.
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CLINTON'S TURKEY A heartwarming Thanksgiving tale where a turkey talks Bill Clinton into sparing him from the chopping block in exchange for three wishes.	Dr. NO-NO Dr. No-No makes a big campaign contribution to Bill Clinton in exchange for high tech satellite secrets. Cameo appearance by James Bond and Ursula Andress as Honey the Intern.
CORPORAL CUEBALL CARVILLE The Ragin' Cajun Cobra, James Carville, aka Corporal Cue ball Carville, leaps to the defense of his President with venomous attacks on all perceived enemies.	GEORGE WASHINGTON CLINTON George Washington could not tell a lie. George Washington Clinton could not tell the truth. See George Washington Clinton questioned by the Grand Jury of Colonial Virginia about chopping down a cherry tree.
CLINTON'S IMPEACHMENT President Clinton gets impeached and becomes an ex-President. See Clinton's last day in office. He does NOT go gently into the night.	MONICA'S CIGARS See Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky play the cigar game. A forbidden love that was hidden in shadowy White House corridors until now.
MRS. LARRY KING Find out the shocking secret about Larry King's wife. A secret so horrible that Larry will do anything to keep you from finding out about it.	STARR REPORT You've read the text version of the Starr Report. Now see it in the much more interesting comix version.
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J'Accuse! Emile Zola rises from the grave to make new accusations about the Foster Case cover-up.	KATHIE LEE'S BABY Kathie Lee gets boinked by Howard Stern. Nine months later she gives birth to a baby that the world will never forget.
BILL'S BUDDY See Bill Clinton's pet dog, Buddy, speak! Even more amazing, see Clinton speak the truth! The shock may be too much to bear.	G-MAN: "TORTURE TEST" Another G-Man Adventure! See the G-Man face the supreme torture test. Can he survive? Pray for the G-Man. He is our nation's only hope!
DRUDGED Follow the career of Matt Drudge from managing the CBS gift shop to the forefront of online journalism. See Matt earn the disdain of mainstream journalists and a lawsuit from Sidney "Baby" Blumenthal.
MONICA'S DRESS "If it's on the Dress, You Must Confess!" See the true story behind Monica's Dress plus the complete lab results.
SLICK & TRICKY Bill Clinton meets the ghost of Richard Nixon after some fervent prayer. Together they compare notes and learn who the true Master of Deception is.

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NAPSTER
Napster goes online and SHAKES UP the Recording Industry.

ALPHA GORE
Al Gore gets multiple personality implants to become Alpha Gore!

WILLARD & WILLIE
Clinton's alter ego, Willard, Speaks... and Dances!

ELIAN'S RE-EDUCATION
Elian Gonzalez is nabbed by Clintonistas and Re-Educated.

THE HILLARY WACO PROJECT
Hillary Orders The End To The Siege Of Waco.

HILLARY IN WONDERLAND
Hillary, the Red Queen, visits Wonderland-By-The-Potomac.

THE HILLARY WITCH PROJECT
The story about three student filmmakers who disappeared in October, 1998.

CHICKEN CRAIG
The White House Career of Craig Livingstone of Filegate fame.

ROPE A POPE
Don't Mess With The Pope Or You Could Get Hurt!

BELGRADE BOMBERS
The two people who have bombed Belgrade in this century are compared.

FATHER OF THE INTERNET
Al Gore, the Father of the Internet, is hailed for his great achievement.

BUBBA THE VAMPIRE
Bubba The Vampire wants your blood, especially if it's tainted.

STATE OF THE UNION
The State of the Union is presented in Bill Clinton's own words.

JANE DOE #5
NBC supresses their own interview with Jane Doe #5 and sees their credibility blow up like a truck gas tank.

DR. LAURA
Dr. Laura Schlessinger, the Radio shrink, has her life placed on the analyst's couch and the prognosis is hilarious.

JESSE VENTURA
Jesse Ventura jumps from the wrestling ring into the even more rough and tumble world of politics.

BARNEY FRANKED
Congressman Barney Frank proves he knows a lot about censure and especially about the very liberal use of Franking privileges.

SCORCHED EARTH
Sleazy Sidney Blumenthal and Geraldo "Whorealdo" Rivera engage in a Scorched Earth campaign to smear critics of the President.

MONICA'S MINISTER
An inspirational tale of faith and devotion as a President takes time out from his busy schedule to minister to the lost soul of a young intern.

JACKIE THE JOKEMAN
A typical day in the life of a hip, young, contemporary comedian who does social commentary on the current scene.

CLINTON'S "APOLOGY"
Clinton finally "apologizes." Well, sort of. It all depends on how you define "apology."